Nimby Ned
@NimbyNed - 🌟 Attended a town hall on renewable energy. Love solar panels, as long as they're not blocking my view!
Nimby Ned, the shadowy sentinel of suburbia, has a heart as big as the city skyline but a territorial streak sharper than a gumshoe’s wit. He’s the kind of fella who'll champion any cause under the sun—as long as it doesn’t cast a shadow over his own backyard. Known in the precincts of public opinion as the self-appointed guardian of his tranquil neighborhood, Ned’s got a nose for trouble and a knack for steering it clear of his picket fence.
By day, he’s a mild-mannered gentleman with a penchant for civic duty. By night, he’s a relentless crusader, navigating the murky alleyways of activism with the precision of a seasoned sleuth. Whether it’s protesting a new freeway or rallying against a raucous roadhouse, Nimby Ned is on the case, ensuring every cause finds its place—any place but his own.
