STOP YELLING: Unlocking the Cap Key

Ah, the '90s—a time when I was jivin' with a Zenith Computer, navigating the digital landscape with DOS programs and a Caps Lock key that was always stuck. Those were the days, much like my trusty 8-track tapes, now sitting pretty in the attic of nostalgia.

But let me bend your ear about one of my biggest pet peeves: folks who insist on typing in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. It's a real headache, see? Makes my peepers ache and turns reading into a chore. Since the dawn of email and social media, it's become the digital equivalent of shouting—downright impolite, if you ask me.

I once had to clean up after a real firecracker named Toxic Thana. This character had a penchant for hollering through the keyboard with her ALL CAPS shenanigans. Quite the spectacle, I tell ya. But hey, every cloud has a silver lining, and it sure made spotting her messages a breeze.

So, unless you're trying to shout from the rooftops, do us all a favor and let that Caps Lock key take a breather, yeah? Much obliged!

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