I received a call with no caller ID, the guy asked for (the owner) I asked who was calling and he BELCHED in my ear then did not answer. It wasn’t even a good one, it was girly.
I was dreamin’ when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray
But when I woke up this mornin’, could’ve sworn it was 1099 day
The sky was all purple, there were bookkeepers runnin’ everywhere
Tryin’ to run from the migraines, you know I didn’t even care
I believe that if the Enterprise and it’s crew were to travel back in time to today’s Earth, we would be judged by social media. Captain Picard would deploy a warning buoy and stay clear of this timeline.