@BadBelinda – With my typewriter as my trusty sidekick and a penchant for adventure, I’m more than just a secretary—I’m a sleuth in a pencil skirt! From deciphering cryptic office memos to unraveling the enigma of the missing stapler, I approach every task with the curiosity of a cat and the determination of a detective.
@ToxicThana – With a demeanor as smooth as aged bourbon and a mind as sharp as a switchblade, Toxic Thana prowls the corporate corridors clad in tailored suits and a bobbed hairstyle that masks her venomous intentions. Master manipulator. Skilled deceiver. Corporate dominatrix. Trust is her weapon, betrayal her art. She reads people like books, and rewrites their endings with a heart of ice. In the office jungle, she’s the panther. In the boardroom, the viper. Beware the allure, for behind the charm lies chaos and destruction.
I am Paranoia Patty. Always on guard, always watching, forever questioning. Trust no one, suspect everyone. My mind’s a web of suspicion, my thoughts a labyrinth of paranoia. Click if you dare—just know, I’m already watching you.
The dame who’d sooner rescue a flea than look twice at a human and wants to rescue every last gnat.
Dishing out the nastiest jazz to anyone not on the torches-and-pitchforks train.