In the shadows of the city, hustling for the next big score. A 2-bit fence with dreams of grandeur. ️ Cocky swagger, a gleam in the eye, and a knack for schemes that unravel at the seams. ️♂️ Proving that in the game of crime, brains trump bravado. #Streetwise #BigShotWannabe #CrimeLife #Underdog
In the labyrinthine corridors of the law, I stride as Ethical Eddie. Straight as a die in a world of crooked deals, I’m your beacon of integrity in a profession often tainted by greed. With a sharp mind and a heart of gold, I stand for justice, unwavering and unshakeable. To me, the law isn’t just a job, it’s a calling—a chance to make a difference. In a world where trust is rare, I aim to be your diamond in the rough, a testament to honesty and integrity.
Meet Muddled Molly, the dame whose sharp mind has been drowned in a sea of booze, now spending her days passing judgment on her family with a cocktail in hand.
Introducing Busted Bernie, the once-gilded millionaire whose fortune was drowned in the bottom of a bottle, leaving behind shattered dreams and broken hearts.
Meet Dashing Duke, the suave hero whose quick wit and noble spirit light up the darkest corners of the city’s underworld.
Meet Moocher Mike, the slick-talking freeloader with the sharpest suit and the fanciest car, always dodging rent with a smile and the classic line, “The check is in the mail.”
Meet Parasite Pete, the small-time drug pusher who fancies himself a big shot but spends more time using than dealing, always quick to remind you he knows where your skeletons are hidden.